Questions, answered
Beaver Facts
Everything you were afraid to ask, answered with enough detail to be useful and just enough restraint to keep the domain respectable.
Eat Beaver is a Canadian adult-industry website built around a simple proposition: if Canadians are serious about supporting Canadian businesses, the conversation should not mysteriously stop when the businesses become more interesting.
No. We are not selling actual beavers either, in case Environment and Climate Change Canada has become concerned. Eat Beaver currently provides editorial content, Canadian-industry links and an unusually enthusiastic interpretation of economic patriotism.
Not currently. There are no public escort profiles, booking tools or open submissions on the site at launch. Any future entertainer section will be small, curated and manually reviewed rather than an open classifieds free-for-all.
For our purposes, Canadian means operating in Canada. We are interested in where the business or entertainer operates, not someone’s ethnicity or birthplace. We are patriots, not immigration officers.
Because Canada chose a national animal with catastrophic consequences for anyone expecting the rest of us to behave maturely. We are simply respecting the national symbolism.
No. Eat Beaver is independent and is not affiliated with Buy Beaver, any government agency, political party, trade organization or organization responsible for actual beavers.
Underneath the jokes, yes. Canada has a substantial adult technology, media, retail, manufacturing, distribution and creator economy. Those companies employ people, buy services, pay suppliers and participate in the same Canadian economy as every other business.
Yes, when they are relevant to the Canadian adult industry and we can describe the Canadian connection accurately. If you operate a Canadian company we should know about, use the contact page and give us enough information to verify the connection.
That depends entirely on where you work. The launch site is text-forward and does not require explicit imagery to make its point, but the subject is still the adult industry.
More than it appears, less than it sounds, and exactly enough.